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THE FACKIN BASEBALL GREATRIOTS HAVE OAWHPTED TAH STAY OUTTAH THA POSTSEASON THIS YEEAH BUT AWHN HAND WITH US IS MY BUDDY MIKE FROM QUEENS TAH GIVE US THUH RUNDOHN AWHN THE NON-SAWX PLAYAWHFFS

MIKE DO YOU HAVE ANYTHIN TAH SAY TAH THA TAWMSTAH’S READAHS!?!

MIKE!?!