WHY DID THA HOLY FAHTHAH NAWT COMETAH THA HUB?! HE WENT TO NEW YOAHHK AHND FACKIN PHILLY?! THOSE CITIES AHHH FACKIN TRASH DAWMPS! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

MY BUDDY SULLY AHND LITTLE MIKE HAVE NAWHMINATED ME AHS THA NEW ANTI POPE UNTIL THIS FACKIN WROAHNG HAS BEEN CAHHREKTED